Picture this

John and I were recently discussing the importance of brushing teeth and our conversation turned to this.

John: I once touched Poppa's denture water.
me: Eeeeewwww.....why?.....when?
John: I thought it was going to be like jelly, but my finger dipped in.
me (laughing): When?
John: When I spent the night at his house.

**At this point.....tears are rolling down my disgusted face**

And then, suppressing his smile and with a look that only John can give, he adds: My finger smelled like a combination of wintergreen gum and throw-up for the rest of the night.

Sadly, this kid is so much like me. I can imagine this whole, sick "scratch-n-sniff " scenario and actually picture it.